"Snow White and Cinderella had a half sister between them named Cinder Black. She lived with her evil queen stepmother, who adored her, and two flighty, obsequious brothers. Every morning when Cinder Black prepared for bed, she would sing…"
"Dude, did you just hear that…the math problem Mr. Mitraxney gave us? ‘If Chit has 7 wives and gets a 70% tax write-off for each one, how much does the government owe HIM?’ I mean it’s an educational problem and I…"
Actress Moan Clawford has a most devotedly cloying daughter. Ousted from the studio by a one Louis B. Slayer, Clawford falls apart, quite literally, by becoming catatonic and losing several body parts. Daughter X-tina…"
"SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVENTH CORPSE
Lost and alone, Snow White moves in with six lazy, catatonic little old men and cleans their house top to bottom, including their closet wherein the finds a seventh UN-undead dwarf--Sleepy. As apples are…"